JT Machinima - Ready for Liftoff lyrics

[Intro] Welcome to Rocket League Start your engines and drop the beat [Verse 1: JT and JT's Opponent] What's this? Rocket League? Automobiles on a soccer team? I don't care if these cars can even hit supersonic velocity Preposterous, is this gonna be another lame game that I don't want or need? I'll try it once and I'm done, bro 3... 2... 1... go! Right off of that faceoff I got my rockets all cranked up I get a first touch and then a bank shot I rank up you rank drop Celebrate with a takeoff Ole ole ole! Stop! You s**! That was all luck! Shut your mouth you dumb f** I can't read what you said to me Why do they always censor me? Nobody here is a friend to me, but if you're on my team we can pretend to be Great pa**! Nice shot! What a save! Or not! Clearly you just forgot, that was your net you scored on Aerial hit, letting 'em rip Hope you don't mind me wrecking your whip Land on my wheels, gettin' a grip You better defend, I'm centering it 'Fore the end I bet you will quit Damn you're practically letting me win He left the match, message him quick 1v1 unless you're a b**h [Chorus] Attention ground control Ready for liftoff Restart the countdown now Get to the kickoff [Verse 2: JT] Don't have no tactics I'm perfect without practice Want to hit the gas, mad lift Top gun, maverick Think fast, backflip On a roll, hat trick Better save that clip Warthog, have it This ain't no street race, we don't need no freeway Did you catch that sweet play? I'll make you watch the replay I have no need for gravity in an acrobatic battle, see The audience will clap for me At the end of the match, who's MVP? [Chorus 2] We're all remote-controlled I'm lighting up your goal You might say I'm a troll Lolololololol [Verse 3: JT and JT's Opponent] Any map, any field, any time, any region I just had one hell of a season Wait, hold up, I got an achievement? Ten straight games without getting beaten Fat stacks of cash wads comin' out the back of my exhaust Overtime? Let's not Get a buzzer-beater with the last shot Barrel roll like Star Fox Hit the post, bar-drop I'm in our goal like a guard dog Blockin' all of your hard shots One rule that I play by: Don't waste time with an AI I might as well drive a tank Why? I demolish y'all when I blaze by, without apology The best I got to be Set me up, leave the shot to me Let's party up Don't talk to me! When it comes to rockets, I'm a prodigy Haven't gone outside in about a week Cholesterol cloggin' my arteries I don't want to stop, but I gotta be Rocket League is a drug to me, rehab is on top of me A rocket car and a rocket field with a rocket ball, that's all I need! Attention ground control we are ready for liftoff Restart the countdown now let's get to the kickoff [Bridge] 3... 3... 2... 2... 1... 1... go! [Chorus 3] Rocket League (x8) BOOM!