JT Machinima - Out of Your League lyrics

[Intro] Skullkruncher13, representin' I had somebody ask me a question How many times can I rhyme "League of Legends" So I said "okay, give me a second" [Verse 1] This isn't League of Legends, all I see is peasants You'd better take your seats, let me teach some lessons I don't mean to tank, but I can be aggressive I'm dealing tons of damage, Phreak, meet your reckonin' Your AOE's won't even be affective Janna at my back with a shield, protected See the ma**ive tower that I keep erected? No wonder my right arm is stronger than my left is What will I do next, son, I'll keep you guressin' Come with me team, let's defeat the Nexus "I don't need defenses, I'll just keep on pressin'" You'll just feed the enemy, don't be Leroy Jenkins You're worse than Teemo, you'll never be respected You don't want beef with me, like Shen and Zed Because the unseen blade is the deadliest By the end you'll be sayin' "let's just be friends" I'm on a warpath to be the best So if you're playin' Warcraft, keep your feeble quests This is League of Legends, and I will lead my minions What can your AD do to a sea of weapons I'm like Dr. Mundo, a beast who's steppin' On anyone who's even gonna keep me from gettin' To the end of my lane, better get out of my way Unless you wanna meet your d**h, I'll beat your head in Can't you see all this XP I'm gettin' From every single PVP session I'm wreckin' And if your team gets beaten, at least you'll be in second "I need a credit card mom, this ain't a cheap obsession" You wanna be a champion in League of Legends? Then get on your knees, you're gonna need my essence We gotta be a team to keep progressin' I'm outta rhymes now, and I need a breath [Hook] I'll be clearing these lanes Ganking, taking your names Making my way to diamond You got nothing on me Cause I'm out of your league Got your team in a riot [Verse 2] Nobody's sa**in' me, I'm an a**a**in, see My aim is impeccable because it has to be AP carry and I'm gonna carry the team I'll rise from the Ashe with a lot of masteries It's a sacrifice to fight savagely But I'm a straight up gankster, call me Master Yi Kinda surprised nobody's banning me Oh, god damn it, not another Annie, please We're gonna squash you flat like an arachnid queen Better beware the spells that I'll cast at thee This rap deserves a plaque, it's a masterpiece Even Jhin doesn't have sk**s matchin' me Cause I'm the Virtuoso, and I've heard it all Now get off my stage, this is your curtain call You wanna nerf me now? You better nerf my balls I'm worse than Jinx, I'm gonna murder y'all You've never seen a DJ quite as epic as this When I'm jamming with Sona, don't belittle my tits Or I'll snap your limbs and make you fiddle with sticks And then I'll knock you off into the Howling Abyss Like Rengar's targets, one shot, you're gone No wonder! I'm in diamond, you're stuck in bronze Quit with the tunnel vision, time to teach you noobs They're probably all tripping on Teemo shrooms [Hook] I'll be clearing these lanes Ganking, taking your names Making my way to diamond You got nothing on me Cause I'm out of your league Got your team in a riot [Post-Hook] Snowballin', now I'm on a roll If I go MIA, I'm probably countin' all my gold My name will be Ekko through lanes I need some crowd control We ain't got time for laughs But we still call it LoL [Bridge] Even when I'm Lee Sin I can see everythin' I got eyes all over Now I need to mention Playin' League of Legends I will be your best friend Unless you make us enemies, you're dead then [Hook] I'll be clearing these lanes Ganking, taking your names Making my way to diamond You got nothing on me Cause I'm out of your league Got your team in a riot