JT Machinima - Hello and Goodbye rap Hello Neighbor Rap lyrics

Just quit my gig at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza (thank god) And I'm starting over fresh, hello neighbor, nice to meet ya (let's go) Picked up a new job and the pay is good So I got relocated to this neighborhood Can't say if I'll stay for good But I love how quaint and safe it looks Just moved in so I'd better unpack If I leave a neighbor might get on my back (clean up your yard!) Get inside check that off, power, lights, better get em' on Haul these boxes off of my lawn put em' in my little house where all of them belong Guess the checklist is already done Was that a car crash? WHAT'S GOING ON?! Who's that, across the street, a strange man I ought to greet Just hope he's not another freak On second thought I'll leave, and try my best to go off to sleep But why would he lock the basement door then board it up with a 2 by 4? What's he up to I can't ignore? I wonder what the rubber gloves are for? I'd like to find out what he's hiding? (whoops) Won't be the last time he's caught me SPYING! I'm only running for the exercise I swear to god I'm not terrified I've got suspicions but I don't know why Should I go say hello, or should I just say goodbye? I'm really not a nosy person, I swear. Just let me poke around your house, and I'll get out of your hair) (Hahaha) Curiosity k**ed the cat and I'll be next I can promise that. Just keep my head down while I'm creeping. He was in the kitchen, how'd he see me? Sorry Neighbor just pa**ing by, beautiful day we're having, right. Just minding my own business. I'm definitely on his Sh** list Screw this what the hell, I'll just go introduce myself, walk up to the door, ring the bell, we could be pals, that'd be swell Just woke up in my bed with a pain in my neck and an ache in my head, look at the bright side, I'm not dead. I should move out that would make sense, (ehh) or I could try again What a mess, total disorder, this house could be in an episode of "Hoarders." Shhh, he's not gonna find me. Oh God, is he right behind me (yep) I'll just hide until he walks away Normally, I s** at cardio, but not today (ahhhhh) I'm only running for the exercise. I swear to god I'm not terrified I'm going home to get some rest, tonight I know we just said hello, but now I'm saying goodbye It's a demented freak show that I've gotten lost in There's probably skeletons locked in closets Deep dark secrets that a shark is guardin' If he invites to a pool party, you should probably not swim (nope) This guy's a circus clown, but I'm not a kid to toy with Next time you drink your milk, careful it might be poison OK, this has gone too far, I'm breaking in his window with a crowbar Every step I take, there's a camera watchin' So logically, I'll just pick his pocket Too Many tools and keys to keep track Ahh F***, a beartrap Can't I have one normal day without a wanna-be Norman Bates Talk about mommy-problems, I don't wanna judge cause he probably got em' A man with a mannequin family Don't you dare put your filthy hands on me I thought he was long past his prime but his sprint is just as fast as mine Must be a lot of exercise, when you get a new neighbor to terrorize, he's predicting my every move Screw this, I'll go in through the roof Since he's got every exit covered If I'm not careful, I'll be 6 feet under Lost in a fun house but it's not any fun Time to stop his evil plot with a shot from my gun You gotta be kidding me, now I gotta RUN! I'm only running for the exercise, I swear to god I'm not terrified Flip the power, cut the lights, and hide I know we just said hello, but now I'm going to DIE!