JT Machinima - Booga Boogie lyrics

[Crash:] I’m a bit of an anomaly An oddball marsupial monstrosity I’m not just another wombat or wallaby If you ain’t a bandicoot, you’re a wannabe I gotta thank Cortex for evolving me Have I become a problem? Probably Now that I’m on the run, nobody’s stopping me I’m coming for you Tawna, do you want a piece? Spinnin’ ’til I’m dizzy and I’ll knock your teeth Out your mouth as I jump on any box I see Looking for something sweet, anyone got a peach? (What about a Wumpa Fruit?) Give ’em all to me Doctor Neo’s evil plots will be obsolete when I crash this party (wee) I’m leaving every single incompetent boss defeated Then I’ll execute a dance move flawlessly With Aku Aku, I’ll sock and bop you Gonna start by stomping Papu Papu Knocked Ripper Roo off of a waterfall (woo) Koala Kong, brah, I’ve come to rock you Say hello to my little friend Pity that Pinstripe isn’t in trend Yo, Nitrus Brio, you’ll meet your end Choking on a potion, you second-rate henchmen Hop on my hoverboard and fly Hog, let me take you for a ride Gone back in forth in time and it has warped my mind I’ve gotten k**ed a lot, but I’m not short of lives I’ve had more adventures than Francis Drake And you can tell Nathan that I plan to stay Cuz I Crash all night, Crash all day Crash by job, Crash by name [Chorus:] I’m wound up like a tornado, babe Just cut me loose and I’ll go insane Later, I may take a snooze on the beach But now’s the time to move your booty Do the Ooda-Booga Boogie with me [Crash:] Cortex, I’ve never been a fan of you So when I grab a crystal and a gem or two Remember that you ain’t a man I’d ever hand ’em to So don’t forget who put the Crash in the Bandicoot Met a couple loco komodos who like sword throwing, so I told ’em no-no I’m quicker than a ninja, now you’re in my dojo [Coco:] Don’t trust Cortex [Crash:] I know, Coco [Coco:] Brother, would you ever do without me? Girl power, represent it proudly I’m a genius, equally sweet and mean And I’m calling out geeks with PhD’s You’re gonna wanna squash beef with me Or I’ll light you guys up like TNT [Crash:] Keep it down, Coco, I really need to sleep [Tiny:] You both look like a meal for me to eat [Crash:] Whoa, easy Tiger, you don’t wanna try me [Coco:] We’ll tell everyone why they call you Tiny [N. Gin:] Give me the crystals you’ve collected [Crash:] Don’t even get me started, N. Gin I’ll trigger that missile that you filled your head with [Coco:] And wreck your mech, I bet that was expensive [Crash:] A bandicoot ain’t a pest to mess with [Coco:] If I end up dead, I’ll get sent to heaven [Crash:] The best platformer, resurrected [Coco:] But that dosen’t mean we got one dimension [Crash:] Get a jetpack strapped on your back [Coco:] Even in zero grav, I’ll drop your a** ‘Cause I Crash all night [Crash:] Crash all day [Coco:] Crash play nice [Crash:] Crash insane [Coco:] Crash with pride [Crash:] Crash with shame [Crash & Coco:] Now it’s time to masquerade [Chorus:] I’m wound up like a tornado, babe Just cut me loose and I’ll go insane Later, I may take a snooze on the beach But now’s the time to move your booty Do the Ooda-Booga Boogie with me [Cortex:] Damn you, Bandicoot By the “N” on my forehead, I will put an end to you [Crash:] The end of me, you’ll never get to see I’ll treat you and your friends with some entropy [Cortex:] N. Tropy, you’ve met already? [Crash:] That wasn’t what I meant, just forget it, C [Coco:] Your head is ma**ive, but I bet it’s empty That “N” looks more like an “L”, ya get me? [Crash:] Found a vortex warp in time Now my brain is sort of fried Gems and crystals, more to find [Cortex:] Hold it, those aren’t yours, they’re mine! [Uka-Uka:] Uka-Uka, free at last [Coco:] Jeepers, that’s a freaky mask Still it’s not as creepy as the ugly mug that Neo has [Crash:] Taking a trip to a medieval past Found a tomb in Egypt, went deep in that Wish I was a greaser, ‘cuz I’m feeling fast I’ll run these streets and I’m speeding past Even faster than a supersonic hedgehog Y’all better make like Sega: get lost That goes for the plumber too Yo Nintendo, I got your number, dude I’ll never quit running my mouth Just like with the competition, I’ll be runnin’ ’em out Dingodile, why do you like playing with fire? When I put you on ice, you should try stayin’ retired [Coco:] Dr. Cortex, that’s your plan, right? After we kick your a** again, right? [Crash:] Now your mask and mine will clash Buckle up, motherf**er, it’s time to Crash [Chorus:] I’m wound up like a tornado, babe Just cut me loose and I’ll go insane Later, I may take a snooze on the beach But now’s the time to move your booty Do the Ooda-Booga Boogie with me