JT Machinima - ¨Beautiful Star Wars¨ - A Star Wars Battlefront Rap lyrics

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JT Machinima - ¨Beautiful Star Wars¨ - A Star Wars Battlefront Rap lyrics

Didn´t see that comin´, huh? Alright, let´s blow this thing and go home! Woo Hoo!! JT Machinima: Grab your blasters, pack your things, to the Battlefront, it´s happening! Hoth, Endor, Tatooine, Back on the front line and I'm glad to be It's Star Wars, beautiful Star Wars, beautiful Star Wars Love it so much Rebels: Don´t mess with the rebel alliance I´m all up in your face, don´t you get up in mine, b**h I´m the next best thing since the X-Wing Call me J.J, cuz I´m directing Every single attack On your pathetic empire Making Vader look bad He might get fired! Every soldier you have sent will die! Yoda: Do or do not, there is no try! Vader: Hmm... force is strong with this one... Grand Moff Tarkin: Lord Vader, you may fire when ready! Vader: Yo! You can not hide from the dark side I´ll freeze your a**es in Carbonite I don´t got the time for you rebel scum Stormtroopers, show ´em how it´s done! Empire: Nobody´s flyer than the empire Comin´ down on you like a TIE Fighter You´re gonna hate me, hate me When I stomp on you with my AT-AT Yo Boba! Boba: What? Empire: No h*mo, but I think you´re handsome Boba: Huh? Empire: Cause I´m your clone bro! Lookin´ so dope, take a photo I can Lay ya, no Solo! Luke: The name´s Skywalker, this may sound corny But I´m a Jedi like my father was before me And I can promise that I won´t be the last of 'em After I take out all the trash on this Battlefront! Emperor: So be it Jedi, your fate has been sealed All your friends will die too, they won´t even get past our shields When they learn this battle station is quite operational And if you work for me, remember d**h is occupational! Han: Hey Chewie, get us outta here, time to make the jump to Light speed, it´s game on! Let´s see you do that with the Slave I I hold the record in the Kessel Run If you know the odds, never tell me them! Next stop, d**h Star Construction won´t get far Ask Obi-Wan or Skywalker The name is Han, and I shot first! Vader: You brought your fleet? I´ll send you back Like Ackbar said; "IT´S A TRAP!!!" I´ll wipe you out like Bantha Fodder Tell me now Luke, who´s your father? Luke: Sorry dad, but I don´t think you´re bad You got no friends and you´re just sad! Vader: I will do my master's bidding Luke: That´s one wrinkly a** you´re kissing When you die no one´s gonna miss ya! Vader: Well at least I don´t kiss my own sistah! Obi-Wan has taught you well Tell him I said hi! Luke: Tell him yourself! Rebels: Try to follow me, on my speeder dodging trees Ewoks got your chicken walkers falling on their knees Boba: Just a minor setback, check this, jetpack! Puttin' bounties on your head Call up Boba Fett; STAT! Rebels: Rebel snowspeeders go Get intel from 3PO Got your Storm Troopers screaming ¨Help me, you´re my only hope!¨ Vader: Reinforcements, send them in! Rebels: Lock and load, let them rip! Vader: Rebels, you will never win! Luke: Lightsabers, get them lit! Vader: Father-Son, Jedi-Sith Luke: The Force is calling Everyone: Let it in!