JT Machinima - Banjo-Kazookie lyrics

Banjo and Kazookie, Bear and Bird The strangest pair which you've ever heard A formidable Duo, nonetheless Who must put their wits to the test When the witch Gruntilda captures little Tooty In the hopes of absorbing her youth and beauty This is their story They climbed Mumbo's Mountain Just like it was nothing Beakbusted every single ugly grublin Picked up some notes Now they're making music Met up with Bottles And they learned some new tricks Helped out Chimpy, the hungry monkey Stole Conga's oranges and now he's grumpy Head to Munbo's Hat for some Shaman tricks WHOA this had better not be permanent! Catch some rays and hit the waves In Treasure Trove Cove, there's plenty They'll plunder pirate ships Till every single Treasure chest is empty! They found a magical sand castle And turned the Captain's Sadness into laughter Collected Jigsaws and saved every Jinjo From the sharp teeth of Snacker Then they took a dive down Where the water's murky And the broken air vents Aren't quite working That's where they found A poor chump named Clanker A mechanical whale With an unbreakable anchor They broke him free But they almost drowned Luckily there were a couple more Jiggies they found And then Clanker thanked them For the help they gave But even after they left They both stank for days Pull up your socks And throw your boots on Next trip that we take Is to Bubblegloop Swamp Where piranhas bite And the mosquitos sting And you can make a living house Out of anything Learned a couple new tunes From the TipTup choir And ate more Yumblies than Mr. Vile That was easy as pie But the game's not done 99 problems, but a frog ain't one Take a sleigh ride into Freezzeezy Peak Don't jump into the water Or you'll freeze easily Put up the lights and Turn the Christmas tree on k** some evil snowmen With Kazookie's beak bomb It's the only place where It's Christmas all year Grab some presents and spread the cheer Climb up high and try not to fall Then head to Mumbo Jumbo's And you'll turn into A walrus...really? a walrus? In Gobi's Valley, magic carpets float Congested Sphinxes need to blow their nose Beware the temples and the ancient tombs Of King Sandybu*t where you will face your doom Walk with caution upon the sand Because you might get caught By a mummified hand Mad Monster Mansion is full of scares This is no place for a bird and a bear It's a spooky house Full of ghouls and ghosts Gravestones come to life If you get too close Pay a visit to Mubmbo And become a pumpkin And if you're brave enough Go toilet spelunking Play some notes on the haunted organ But don't disturb Napper While he's snoring Climb aboard the old Rusty Bucket Where the water's polluted And the waste is toxic If you take a swim You won't be able to breathe Oh. don't forget to fight the giant TNT Snacker's back, better watch your back Don't approach the shipmates Or they'll attack Watch your step in the engine room Because a lot of things On this ship go boom There's ice to skate Pretty flowers in bloom Where the rain come down And the leaves fall too In the Click Clock Woods Time really flies by Become a bumble bee And the limit's the sky Hungry squirrels will drive you nuts Feed this eagle some worms Friendly beavers will give you stuff Everything's great in this Wonderful nature world You two dimwits are no match for me Taste my magical wrath At least we are not fat and ugly Kiss my feathery a**! All their travels have come to this The Bear and Bird must fight the witch Or Tooty will suffer a hideous fate Summon the magical Jinjos they saved