JPthaProphet - Jesus Bells lyrics

[Intro] [Verse 1: JPthaProphet] Jingle Bells, Satan smells, Jesus is our king Priest and prophet, holy redeemer Rhyming is my thing Up in the club with my ho-ho-hoes I'm more Christian than Montrose Little Drummer Boy with the Bongos I'm like Rudolph with the red nose I don't make it rain I make it snow I've played less games than Derrick Rose I'm an MVP under the mistletoe And I've got cribs bigger than Mexico My words are final, Indigo Plateau And I can't stop, giving this flow I'll stub you like my big toe Rip you apart--cookie dough [Verse 2: DJ TRUM] It's Jesus' birthday, God is truly bae It's time to gather out then begin to pray Grab that bread, smack that bread We're going to the house of Dave-ed Then Martin had a dream Whipped cream Jesus Peace holier than it seems Drop it low and you all know Like presents under the stocking, yo And I'm wishing for it to snow and for those lights to glow Wumbo! You all know I'm about that flow I'm farther out than Pluto God knows more than everything Like Bing and even Google Beats so bliss I'm on Santa's list of Dopest MC's, check this Satan will be missed, God will persist And have a merry Christmas [Verse 3: Young Gramps] Running into Walmart, buying last-minute gifts Remember to thank him for this holy Christmas Jesus is the reason for the holy season Let's not forget why the whole world is breezin' I know these things, me and Jesus are tight One time he even helped me out in a fight It was a battle, a war raging against Satan He gave me the power to trample over and shake him We good now though, I turned the other cheek In fact, a small tear started to leak Down my face when I thought of all the presents Poor Satan wasn't getting this Christmas So I threw some things together wrapped 'em up in some paper And delivered them on his doorstep But to Satan's surprise it was a bomb I devised to help him meet his untimely demise Now remember kids, these words they're in stone Because God forgives, but I sure don't