Jozi Bently - Country Girl (the Anti-country Song) lyrics

I aint no inbred Maybe my neck is red I watch TV in bed Cause Im a pot Calling the kettle black Driving my Cadillac Thats got a gun rack Cause Im country I may not like to drink I like my brain to think My camo pants are pink But I can raise a Whole lotta holy hell I got a rebel yell I may not shoot too well But Im country Cause I got a heart of gold The Stars and Stripes on my flagpole I may look just a bit like Im rock n roll But dont you tell me I aint a country girl I ain't afraid of dirt Not on my flannel shirt But I can wear a skirt And I know how to Have me a little fun Cuz I can get er done Don't look so stunned Cuz I'm country You know I must admit I like to chew and spit Maybe party a bit Even know My Mommas name is maam Daddy did Vietnam Might be Republican But Im American Cause I got a heart of gold The Stars and Stripes on my flagpole I may look just a bit like Im rock n roll But dont you tell me I aint a country girl Dont need some dual e truck That cost me megabucks I make my own luck But then I like to Stand here beside my man And show just what I am Check out my farmer tan Ya know I'm hot, man Cause I got a heart of gold The Stars and Stripes on my flagpole I may look just a bit like Im rock n roll But dont you tell me I aint a country girl 'Cause I got a heart of gold My bloods red, white and blue in my deepest soul I skinny dip at night down at the swimming hole So don't you tell me I ain't country I got a heart of gold The Stars and Stripes on my flagpole I may look just a bit like I'm rock 'n roll So don't you tell me I ain't a country girl