Josh Smith - Freestyle (Skit) lyrics

[Phone rings] Josh Smith: Man, who's tryna call me right now, man, I'm just tryna... sigh... Hello? Preston Corral: What's goin' on? Josh Smith: Hey, what's up man! How are you doing? Preston Corral: Good, good, nothing much! Josh Smith: Yeah, whatchu up to? Preston Corral: Just chillin' right now... Josh Smith: That's cool, that's cool. I'm actually in the studio right now Preston Corral: Oh, whatcha doing? Josh Smith: Oh you know I'm just chilling, working on some stuff Preston Corral: Oh that's cool dude I was just rapping in the studio [the other] day! Josh Smith: Oh for real? Did you have anyone record it or anything? Preston Corral: Yes I did actually Josh Smith: Oh sweet, can you send that over to me real quick? Preston Corral: No problem, right here! Josh Smith: Alright, hold on, let me... let me go check it.... Uh... did you send it yet? Oh, nope, it's right here, alright cool. Uh, let's see... [Josh puts on Preston's “0 to 100” freestyle] Josh Smith: Oh Preston! Preston Corral: There we go! [Verse 1: Preston Corral] Let's start off with a small introduction about myself My name is Preston Corral people thinking I'm from the south Well I'm not (Ooh) Straight up West Coast (Okay Preston...) Alright I'm done with this Now not my rap, cuz that would be delirious You're making me furious For me personally, I don't wanna be teaching this sh** The people should already know by now how I do my sh** It's nothing much, you just got to be clutch With what you put in and what you get out And once it's all over you'll know what it's about It's just a simple rap game, but don't go too crazy Cuz you'll go insane, inhumane, I'm just keeping it Plain Jane Nothing special, don't be keeping it confidential if you got potential Don't be quitting it just like that All in all, this is where I have to end my simple little rap [Interlude: Josh and Preston] Josh Smith: Hahaha, oh man! Preston Corral: Oh, yeah! (Yeah, baby! That was only a preview right there! Let's bring it down now...) Josh Smith: Dude, that was nice! Preston Corral: That's how I do! Josh Smith: Haha, yeah, that's crazy... Preston Corral: Let me hear what you got right now! Josh Smith: What I got? Man, you-- Preston Corral: Yeah, what you got dawg! Josh Smith: I mean I don't want to embarra** you or anything cuz, you know... Preston Corral: What?! Embarra** me?! Josh Smith: I mean I'm pretty good at freestyle! Preston Corral: Alright, let me hear it! Josh Smith: Alright, man, well you asked for it! Let's see... I'm just gonna... throw on... wh-what beat should I put on? Preston Corral: Pound Cake Josh Smith: Pound...*snort* By Drake? Preston Corral: By Drake! Josh Smith: Oh snap! Alright, alright, hold on! Uh, let me go find it real quick... Uh, let's see... Pound Cake, Pound Cake, Pound Cake... Hear we go, here we go! Mmmm... [Josh puts on “Pound Cake” instrumental] Josh Smith: Yeah... Ha, I love this beat man... Preston Corral: Okay! Josh Smith: Cash rule everything around me, C.R.E.A.M.... Alright, let's see what I got here... Cash rule everything around me... Mmmm... Alright, look... [Verse 2: Josh Smith] Yeah, in the building, man, you know I'ma k** it I spit the truth, man, my thoughts are the realest Threw on Drake track so people could feel it Wrapped my thoughts around my head with the fitted That's my thinking cap, I swear I've been to hell and back Hold on, I'm getting too deep, let me run it back This just beat make me wanna get emotional But its life, and sometimes that's the way you're supposed to go Real talk, heart ticking like a stopwatch I make bangers, don't mistake my words for a Glock Just want the cheese, no more beef in this rapping I'm tryna eat, in my shirt, tucked a napkin And I ain't done yet, still got stuff on my chest Bout to get this weight off me like this flow was a bench press And that's just how it is My parents got pissed, cuz I focus too much on music Got both of my fists clenched and at my side On my knees I'm searching for God, but I'm empty Fill my thoughts up with these girls that Satan use to tempt me Blinded by the money trees and lust so much I can't see Man, I can't see... Is this still me? [Music fades out] Preston Corral: Josh, dude, are you okay? Josh?! Josh? Josh...? [Preston hangs up]