Josh cannabis sativa™ - The Wickedest lyrics

Verse 1: I'm the wickedest; ain't nobody as sic as this Even with syphillis, you can't be as sick as me It's no mystery, I've proved it throughout history I'll put you in misery like gettin' pistol whipped So, hit a fifth; slow your brain down like a little kid Then hit a spliff, 'n make your head spin with me Y'all feelin' me? It's not old school like a little league I'm vividly spittin' these rhymes without the innocence Smoke so much, I'm coughin' smog. No problem, I'll walk it off There's been a lot of pot, that's probably the reason That's also prob'ly even with the cigarettes I'm breathin' Got my chest heavin' 'n wheezin' on 'n off But still got the hottest songs with no chorus off the rocks Forget the blah-zi-blah, I've got you feenin' for my singin'; Leavin' you believin' that no one can come even Close to where I'm reachin', so know it's not for talk Verse 2: Goin' off the wall with this rhyme scheme, it's connected In so many different ways, it's just f**in' crazy There's just no way that you could expect it 'N it's all happenin' 'cuz my mind's a little hazy I'm thinkin' sometimes that I've been misdirected 'Cuz there's just no one around that's gonna save me Countless times I've told y'all how my life is hectic And it's all because everybody's so zany I'm a skinny f**er, but I'm not anorexic; Still strong 'n crafty enough to make you wish you were in Hades Some might consider me to be eccentric 'Cuz I'm spittin' rhymes that seem a little shady And when I do say something that sounds schizophrenic There's really no reason that you would have to hate me 'Cuz all the sh** I'm sayin' I'm not tryin' to get messed with So don't you come around here tryin' to play me Verse 3: This next line is verified by anyone who's knowin' me I do all this rap sh** just for the poetry So get your head ready for what I spit vocally 'N if you get confused, that's the way it's supposed to be Get a dictionary and read it if you need it So you comprehend the lyrics the next time they're completed If you listen 'n miss it, then get that sh** repeated Or you might get lost 'n the whole purpose is defeated Every time I rhyme, I try to showcase vocabulary If I do my job right, that means that I have you very Aggravated every year from January to January Partially because I show you how the facts are scary Just remember, sometimes I'm talkin' out my a** 'N yes, even sometimes I balk about the gra** But other times it gets me coughin' out my 'nads So, just clear your mind when I talk about my past