Joseph Bruce - I Found A Body lyrics

[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope] I just wanted somebody there Somebody to agree or disagree with Tell me I'm right or wrong Somebody to talk to, eat with, be with... Somebody who cares whether I'm alive or not Somebody who knows whether I'm alive or not [Verse 1: Violent J] I was walking home through an alleyway Paid no attention tripped over a leg It was a dead body hid off to the side He looked like a crack-head, maybe twenty-five He looked rather lonely, both his eyes were open Threw him on my shoulder, took him to the homestead Sat him on my couch, cooked him pizza rolls Opened up his mouth, stuffed em down his throat Then we went to Target, I pushed him in the cart and People stopped and stared, they thought he was retarded I put him in some shades and sprayed him down with axe We rented a movie just chilled and relaxed [Hook] I found a body I sure as hell could use a body I'm lonely, I could use a homie Ever since I got him, stress has been on me (Stress has been on me...) [Interlude: Shaggy 2 Dope] I just... Don't wanna be alone any more I just wanna be around somebody I mean anybody! I just don't wanna be alone [Verse 2: Violent J] We went to Clark Park, it's my favorite place Had to shoot the birds off, picking at his face Then we took a bike ride, he rode the handlebars Stopped and had some ice cream, he started acting hard First he wasn't talking, then he wouldn't eat Then it f**ing hit me: I found him in the street! He's f**ing dead, I almost forgot He has a hole in his head from where he must've got shot [Hook] [Interlude: Shaggy 2 Dope] I can't stand any more loneliness I just don't wanna be alone f**... [Verse 3: Violent J] I took him to my mom's house, she called him a user Cuz he had my shoes on, she thinks he's a loser He don't have a job yet, got nothing on rent Pretty much everything about him is spent I got into a fist fight, two thugs jumped me He stayed in the car, chilling in the front seat Come to think about it he ain't really my friend But whatever we got, I don't want it to end, cause... [Hook] [Skit] We will fight for you in a court of law, and we will win! Because if we don't win, we'll s** your dick! Specialising in slip and fall and on-the-job injuries, we'll win you cash! If McLewen, David and Davis take your case on, you can't lose Either you win a nice settlement for your personal injury or you'll bust a nut in our mouth! That's our guarantee! Call us at 1-800-bl**job now, and let's get this loot together!