Josef Falkenskold - This is War 2: Piltover Vs. Zaun lyrics

* denotes that the lyrics were written by AntiRivet but performed by somebody else ^ denotes that the lyrics were written by Josef Falkensköld but performed by somebody else [Verse 1: Jinx* performed by LilyPichu] Look into my eyes, try to see what I know; A twisted little journey through the path of psycho A vivid premonition manifesting, undigesting all the petty little trifles taught to adolescents condescending I'm digressing A complicated girl with very simple wishes; A global rocket has your people sleeping with the fishes And when your city comes to desolation, one small step And I reach global incineration I'm not normal and I don't pretend so; My approach is pretty much a bomb crescendo Reality is false And it's so, 'cos I say Chaotic demolition? Well, that's just my forte d**h is a fun way to pa** the time, though; Several little bullets moving in staccato The terror of my reign will live on in infamy Singing when they die like a dead man's symphony [Verse 2: Twitch by Badministrator (AntiRivet does some impressions of Twitch in parentheses)] Yo it's the rat with the flat hat I'm hip to you house cats Can't fool me; Grab the cheese from the mouse trap Feel a light breeze when I move past Ease to your groups' back Pause, have a laugh (laugh) Throw the Venom Cask And Shoot for the center of ma** Hit the Expunge And I blow the stacks You been removed by the menace rat It's Jerry with a Tommy Gun Scream for your mommy (MOMMY!), son Saw me in the lobby, had your chance Prob'ly shoulda run Sewer rat with Splinter Cell abilities Shredder of your back line Your team's screamin' "Turtle please" (Turtle please!) Strike from the shadows like a ninja on a murder spree And if I'm feelin' blue What I do Is put some shots through the Purple Team Brain to your Pinky Can't see me, but your lane's gettin' stinky And now, I see the wards if you pink me The plague's back It's over I'm k**in' lame soldiers With Spray'n'Pray tactics like the Pope with a Super Soaker [Verse 3: Heimerdinger by AntiRivet] You are soooooooooo poorly designed for this. (chuckles) In matters much delectable My brain remains detectable So very, very confident, a battle is inevitable This data is incredible; My findings unforgettable Fluctuating patterns tell me something's in these parables If matter doesn't matter, than which side am I to choose? This data doesn't tell me who will win and who will lose... [Verse 4: Jayce by Josef Falkensköld] Alright, that's enough Ugly people, step aside They call me "Hero", "Defender", and "Piltover's Pride" I take it all in stride Giving girls heart attacks Strike you with the hammer And then bring s**y back You wanna try me in the lane? I'll have you seeing stars I'm dishing out the pain Up close and from afar Strong like a bull; Versatility, stunning Accelerating shock blasts That hits you running and yet... I'm pretty smart; I'm a scientist, you know And when I calculate The likeliness of success For my foes I get but one result: Failure Forever "Oh, look at Viktor's face! It's so cute!" Said no one ever [Verse 5: Caitlyn^ performed by Lunity] On patrol, get set, take aim, lock and load Now, put your hands up, on your knees, I'm in control Don't try that sh** with me; You're gonna get caught I only got two words for you: Headshot Boom. That's it. You're dead You took the head start but could just as well have stayed and slit your throat instead You wanna know why it's called "Ace in the Hole"? I'm the "Ace" and the "Hole" is where you used to have your head Got the heart of the dragon And a mind like a genie When you step into my town You'll be answering to me, so... I'm not gonna blame you if you're petrified, scared stiff I am the Law, and no one shoots the sheriff [Verse 6: Singed by AntiRivet] It's nearly time The battles on, oh, friends of mine I've seen poison fill the air; A war is raging with a deadly flair WAR What a trivial thing; A night with battle just isn't my Fling, (laugh) But a curiosity dwells within: Who will lose? And who will win? [Verse 7: Viktor by Stephanos Rex] I am the inventor A bold experimentor Join as my acolyte and I will be your mentor Science will destroy you; It will build you anew The gifts I offer now: Eternal power, a new point of view Steel will fix all your flaws You will RISE above human laws You will mock them made of meat They will drop to worship at your feet Forget now the shame of defeat Our victory shall be so SWEET Replace all your petty emotions Or keep your blood; you'll bleed oceans All you little fleshbags Stuck with your old hags Watch as their skin sags THEY'RE FODDER FOR MY LABS Your bodies are so FRAIL; We will be your final NAIL THIS is the Revolution The Glorious Evolution [Verse 8: Dr. Mundo by AntiRivet] MOVE! Mundo up to the plate; The Doctor's arrived, Mundo sealing your fate (Mundo!) Top Mundo's flow? Who thinks they can match it? No bad blood here, Mundo buries the hatchet Doom in degrees; Wrecking 3v3's Life is affliction, Mundo cure your disease! Mundo the King, end of conversation; And this Doctor's not strange to regeneration Piltover Punies no match for cleaver You see Mundo's face, now YOU a believer You lay on ground, broken to pieces; Going too ham? MUNDO GOES WHERE HE PLEASES [Verse 9: Ezreal by Stephanos Rex] I was born with sorcerous power in my veins My gauntlet hits harder than Piltover's trains You'll never strike back, I've got jukes for days When they find what's left, you'll still be ablaze And, yeah, I rock the Haruhi dance; So what? You know it puts the ladies straight into rut Have you seen the look on Lux's face? Go on, be jelly, you're such a disgrace I'll k** for my princess, no robbers or fakes; So flee or I'll trash you 'til you've got the shakes So you think you can take me? Cool your jets Mother-- I'm Ezreal as it gets! (Ha, ha, ha, it's all sk**...) (AntiRivet's Twitch: Is it safe to come out yet? *squeal*) [Verse 10: Vi* by Nicki Taylor] (One girl wrecking crew!) Vi A vicious, violent vixen voiding vindication Gauntlets of the Law keeping safe Piltover's population Honor Justice And Freedom Yeah, what are those? I'm just here to show your skull a few denting blows! They say I'm overpowered "Oh, she's such a misfit" This is Vi Radio: Check out my smash hits! (Get dunked!) So when the law comes out, that's just a Vi day And if you want all your teeth: Stay out of Vi's way! (Boom, baby!) You can beg for mercy; Won't be able to hear you Resist arrest once, your rights stay in my rear view It's not some "Freud-related envy", not like I'm just compensatin' This is simply how the game looks when I'm dominatin' (Laugh) You can try to run, but you're not gonna get far My punches make explosions like it's "Fist of the North Star" A fury like no other, step back while I solo Baron Throwin' more bows than a Trick named Garen