Josef Falkenskold - Minecraft Rap Battle - Overworld lyrics

[Zombie] Shuffling to you and I deliver the pain I hope you studied for und**h because i'm coming for your BRAIN You're delicious little critters You'd go well with some wasabi Spicing up the gray matter for this hungry I-zombie Add some pepper, a little salt Dig into your organs for that secret sauce As you're running from the horde This unstoppable force I'll have a feast knowing that you were the slowest course Eating you till sunrise dawn of the dead It's not a party until one of us is bathing in red You're voltaire air headed baby that's okay Cause you won't even think twice once you don't have a brain Stay under my umbrella i'm not doing you harm Ladies call me T-virus i'm infectious like charm This taste is acquired got a certain appeal Cause a sandwich is a sandwich but a manwich is a meal [Creeper] Creeping to your door, have you heard the good news? An explosive personality with nothing to lose Like a vacuum named candy I can blow on command On the mic i'm dropping bombs call me Afghanistan What a tragedy you see when you look at my face Short fuse got me livid come give me an embrace You got away? Oh no I think I was a fluke But try again and be your friends I can nuke 'em like Duke What a shame you're petty lame This little game has come to claim Another name to feel the pain My rhymes exploding out your brain Anarchy is reigning in the server like gladius Be aware if you're near me in a 16 block radius Wander in the bushes i'm in clever disguise But wait, I ain't a plant! SHIA SURPRISE! Fear the little green meanie i'm the spectre that looms Hope you hear me from your inventory SSSSSSSSSSSS~ [Skeleton] It's guaranteed when I see you that i'm poised to attack This bow and arrow is the reason there's an arch in your back The archer is back to stack wooden tips on the track I'm the undead Legolas so mine your craft I'm the reason why your kitty cats is on the fritz Guitar accessories and skulls got a bone to pick It's break time, i'm pulling the strings from way far Whole squad turn the map into elephant graveyards Dry bones like I came from Mars the monstar These flows hard break a-dam like skeletor I'm big boned skele-tall the scale checker I got osteoreposis the bone collector [Slime] I may not look it but i am a size four Hoppin' with a swag you cannot ignore Spirits are high, metabolism poor What!? You never seen a big guy before? Hit me and I multiply. Slimy wrath! Four to one chump. You do the math! Get with the program, get with the plump Kriss Kross got it right, jump, jump! To take the lead, I am essential My increase is exponential Some like jelly and some find it icky But baby we make that piston sticky I'm a square, but not like Spongebob Just one guy turning into a lynch mob One for all, we're stronger together Tell my cousin "Hi"when you're going to the Nether [Spider] Got something for ya you're gonna dislike I'm done dropping string, i'm dropping the mic I may seem docile but it's getting darker You're gonna get bit like Peter Parker Light level 9 time for me to shine Climbing your walls sending chills down your spine I'll find you behind you Creep up when you mine Getting caught in my webs, you're now intertwined Skelly on my back, he's the archer i'm the carry A dynamic duo when things are getting hairy We're coming to attack, a late night snack My only problem is his bony bu*t in my back Trap you like Frodo, no Sam here to save My kin in the cave coming wave after wave We poison your blood, your chances are bleak You cannot escape these 8-legged freaks!