Jordan Peele - Montel Chilliams (Mad TV Sketch) lyrics

Montel Williams: For those of you out there who have suffered any kind of s**ual abuse, remember there is help out there, you can tell somebody. Thanks for coming to the show Jeanette Jeanette: Thank you Montel Williams: And thank you, we'll see you on the next Montel Aye yo For all you people out there, asking stupid questions "Yo Montel, how you do this for so long, yo how you maintain?" I smoke weed to the mainframe Like the honey, like the blue But between my two lips I got the blood stains Sensitive How I am to rape victims Roll two joints, then I lick them Crazy, yo, this weed is hella proper Freestyle interview, don't need no teleprompter Turtleneck Yo, I dress to impress Money's for the b**hes The weed is for the stress Aaaah, nananana, nanana Don't tell, Montel, hit that la la la la Oh well Making money by the millions It's a bird, it's a plane It's Montel Chilliams Aaaah, nananana, nanana Don't tell, Montel, hit that la la la la Oh well, me thinks I smell the icky The green in my green room sure smells sticky Weekdays at Noon and 3 How many b**hes wanna get with me? One b**h, two b**h, three b**h, four Fat b**h, skinny b**h, knocking at my door Old b**h, and the one with the penis Sylvia Brown gave me a psychic reading Aaaah, nananana, nanana Don't tell, Montel, hit that la la la la Oh well Making money by the millions It's a bird, it's a plane It's Montel Chilliams Aaaah, nananana, nanana Don't tell, Montel, hit that la la la la Oh well, me thinks me smells the icky The green in my green room sure smells sticky Peace, we out (starts coughing)