Jools Holland - Skin the Cat lyrics

I got a piano Got 88 keys Got ten little fingers I play what I please Tie your toes And hang on to your hat I'm gonna show you How to skin that cat Everybody wants to know The latest thing And what they're gonna wear And what they're gonna sing I don't know what it is And I don't know what it's at The only thing I know Is how to skin that cat You should shoot me From a cannon And I'd ask for more Win the grand prix I'd still be bored Win a marathon In 30 seconds flat But all I wanna do Is skin that cat Samson and Delila What a funny pair She took a knife And cut off all his hair Said hey What do you think about that I bet you didn't think I could skin that cat