Jonny Fritz - Chevy Beretta lyrics

Chevy Beretta, small town, loud music I'm starting all the fights that get started tonight Tony and Jeff left their women for each other Now we don't talk to Tony or Jeff no more Oh oh how I'm gonna like it To tell the manager to f** off at the grocery store Oh oh with God as my witness When I get out of here I don't care where I go Tonight I'll be drinking all I wanna And screening my calls with my caller ID I don't have to worry about nothing 'cause I'm 'a taping all the episodes on the TV Oh oh do do… dee de… Narrow my vision 'til I can't even see You see that white boy in the red pickup truck? He's buck wild but I love him anyway And he's the best around with a flashlight and a rifle If you'd get him to Iraq then you'd get Saddam today Oh oh working for the lord And taking out the people a'int meant to stay Oh oh leave the motor running 'Cause I could use a charge on my battery Smoked d**, made love, f**ing under water I can safely say that I've done it all In a Chevy Beretta, small town and loud music I'm running UP the DOWN escalator in the mall Oh oh I do what I wanna' Half the police in this county already know my name Oh oh I ain't scared of nothing Except for Jesus, my daddy and my ex-boyfriend Wayne