Jonny 5 - Giant Pink Fairy Armadillo lyrics

They call them pink fairy Pink fairy, fruitier than pinkberries They say your shell is made of cellophane and string theories So what's the matter with intelligence? He keeps hearing pink fairy Pink fairy, fruitier than pinkberries So, he sleeps nearly all day long He wraps his arm in pillows Like Koalas on eucalyptus limb Will you look at him as his parents say? You aren't an armadillo; you're some type of sloth He says the slander doesn't matter, he just wipes it off But all the harden mud slung, has become a part of them After all the shards they flung, his heart is numb He says it doesn't matter, ‘cause no harm is done And he begins to call himself the little armored one Years go by the young Xenarthra rose more trusting Until he realizes one day that his armor's old and rusty So he gets a bowl of pinkberry and he lies with arm below the pillow A giant pink fairy armadillo…