Jonathan Richman - My Affected Accent lyrics

In High School, I was such a brat I talked with an accent I didn't have I borrowed from this and I borrowed from that To make my affected accent His affected accent Whoa, yeah Such a brat, such a brat I used big words and I talked through my hat I said, "Reclined", when I should have said, "Sat" In my affected accent His affected accent Whoa, alright Such a brat, such a brat Used big words, I talked through my hat I said, "The aforementioned", when I should have said, "That" In my affected accent His affected accent I droned like William F Buckley does Uhh I should have been bullied more than I was With my affected accent I had a fake professorial rolling oh Ohh, ohh I talked about things that I don't know In my affected accent Alright 40 years later I apologized for My affected accent, whoa-oh 40 years later he apologized for His affected accent, whoa-oh