Jonathan Richman - You're Crazy for Taking the Bus lyrics

Well, a welfare gal and a drunk galoot And nobody wearing a three piece suit You meet folks this way you just don't see while flying So, you take the plane but I'll take the bus this time Well, a welfare gal and a drunken cuss And Pepsi cans rolling round the bus Add newspapers and grit and you've got slime So you take the plane but I'll take the bus this time Where it's Salt Lake City, everybody off Salt Lake City, everybody off With Elko Welles and Reno down the line So you take the plane but I'll take the bus this time CHORUS "But Jonathan You're crazy for taking the bus" "Well, I'm crazy, so what's the fuss?" "Two whole days on that stinking bus?" "Yes, and I sleep fine So you take the plane, I'll take the bus this time" Go Donnie, tell 'em Look at it this way They don't want my name And I don't want their baggage claim My guitar is seated right where I am So you take the plane but I'll take the bus this time Well, you got the old fat guy in his old tank top The Wendover casino stop And then of course Winnemucca and Welles and Anaheim So you take the plane but I'll take the bus this time And it's Salt Lake City, everybody off Salt Lake City, everybody off With Elko Welles and Reno down the line So you take the plane, I'll take the bus this time CHORUS