Jonathan Coulton - Madelaine lyrics

If it doesn't k** you it'll make you stronger But if it k**s you you'll be dead Use flourescent bulbs they'll probably last longer But the buzzing sound might hurt your head There's two ways of looking at your problem Right or wrong, win or lose Stand around and you'll never get the job done All you have to do is choose Madelaine, stay with me Madelaine, leave me be Madelaine, just tell me what you're gonna do Madelaine, stay for more Madelaine, use the door Madelaine, I'm gonna leave it up to you You could buy a dog to keep away the bad guys But you'd have to walk him every day You could open up a Chicken Kitchen franchise Piss off the ASPCA Either way, you better make your mind up What is what, which is which Cause on the mound, they're ready with the windup And you can't miss another pitch Madelaine, stay with me Madelaine, leave me be Madelaine, just tell me what you're gonna do Madelaine, stay for more Madelaine, use the door Madelaine, I'm gonna leave it up to you So many tasties on your plate What is a hungry girl to do? Already it may be too late I'm sick of cooking for you You could tell me that it's getting past your bedtime And that you have to say goodnight You could tell me that you've had way too much red wine And you would probably be right Either way, you better wash those gla**es You've got friends coming by And besides, you're sick of making pa**es Truth be told, so am I Madelaine, stay with me Madelaine, leave me be Madelaine, just tell me what you're gonna do Madelaine, stay for more Madelaine, use the door Madelaine, I'm gonna leave it up to you