Jonathan Coulton - Sibling Rivalry lyrics

Meet Joan and Jane Joan and Jane are in Brooklyn New York Jane and Joan are almost ready Jane and Joan need a timeout Jane and Joan have to start putting their ideas into action Jane and Joan will face off Jane and Joan will unleash their sibling rivalry And then go their separate ways Joan may have been nervous in the beginning Jane seemed slightly sad Joan poked around the same attic that Jane did But found a completely different array of goodies Joan went cla**ic academia Jane went totally retro She'd better be careful Meet Joan and Jane Joan and Jane are in Brooklyn New York Jane and Joan are almost ready Jane and Joan need a timeout Jane and Joan have to start putting their ideas into action Jane and Joan will face off Jane and Joan will unleash their sibling rivalry And then go their separate ways Jane has been up all night Joan is in a little better shape Jane would have loved to lounge downstairs Joan tries to do a little spying on her sister's activities Jane heads downstairs Jane heads out to the mall Joan is doing some creative camouflaging Joan needs to find a solution Joan is desperate Jane really knows her stuff She'd better be careful Meet Joan and Jane Joan and Jane are in Brooklyn New York Jane and Joan are almost ready Jane and Joan need a timeout Jane and Joan have to start putting their ideas into action Jane and Joan will face off Jane and Joan will unleash their sibling rivalry And then go their separate ways At the last minute Jane spots a problem Now Joan needs to tone it down Joan schooled Jane on the court So Jane has to get creative Joan on the other hand has been inspired Joan sets out to prove that she's still a kid at heart All of Jane's projects are complete Jane gets an unexpected call She'd better be careful Meet Joan and Jane Joan and Jane are in Brooklyn New York Jane and Joan are almost ready Jane and Joan need a timeout Jane and Joan have to start putting their ideas into action Jane and Joan will face off Jane and Joan will unleash their sibling rivalry And then go their separate ways