Jonathan Coulton - Skymall lyrics

O'Hare is nice this time of year I check my bags and find my seat and buy a beer and settle in Such is my life here on the road Now my seat back is up, tray table stowed and there's nothing to do I gotta get myself through So I am shopping in SkyMall That five-mile-high mall That always has just what I need When I get to the gate and remember too late I should have brought something to read I'm OK, cause I know that I'm gonna shop SkyMall I bought a pair of bonsai trees I bought a big fake rock where I can hide my keys from everyone And I imagine what all my friends would say To see this lovable Santa dance and sway to my favorite songs My favorite holiday songs And I am shopping in SkyMall That five-mile-high mall That always has just what I need When I get to the gate and remember too late I should have brought something to read I'm OK, cause I know that I'm gonna shop SkyMall In Cleveland, I bought a replica of the sword that was broken And then somewhere above Detroit some Successories that say "Lead with Vision" I love you best when I'm away And while I'm out here I look forward to the day when I come home Cause there's something special waiting there It's a whimsical statue of a bear that holds a bottle of wine But please don't touch it, it's mine Because I bought it in SkyMall That five-mile-high mall That always has just what I need When I get to the gate and remember too late I should have brought something to read It's OK, cause I know that I'm gonna shop SkyMall Cause I know that I'm gonna shop SkyMall