Jonathan Coulton - Bacteria lyrics

Bacteria. Bacteria? Look, there's bacteria Bacteria. Bacteria? You might not see them, but they're there Bacteria. Bacteria? Everything you touch Bacteria. Bacteria? That's right! Salmonella bacteria Well we have to watch out for bacteria that can spoil our chicken Bacteria practically everywhere. Everywhere you look In the kitchen Inside the cooler In the dining area In the restrooms On our raw chicken! And like I said: Bacteria. Bacteria? Look, there's bacteria Bacteria. Bacteria? You might not see them, but they're there Bacteria. Bacteria? Everything you touch Bacteria. Bacteria? That's right! Salmonella bacteria Salmonella grows on raw chicken, especially old chicken Moist foods like our salads Staph bacteria on the left, and strep bacteria on the right Salmonella, Shigela, Clostridium perfringens If you didn't wash your hands, they would become breeding grounds for Bacteria. Bacteria? Look, there's bacteria Bacteria. Bacteria? You might not see them, but they're there Bacteria. Bacteria? Everything you touch Bacteria. Bacteria? That's right! Salmonella bacteria Fever. Cramps and fever Dysentery. Fever. Fe—fe—fe—fever Vomiting vomiting. Chills. Cramps. Chills and—chills and cramps One square inch, half a billion, salmonella bacteria These bacteria really sound serious Well they are when they're left unchecked And they could mean a trip to the hospital— for someone Our customers. Wow! Ourselves. All right! Our chicken. All right! And our reputation. All right! All right! You mean bacteria on me right now?! Clean, clean, and then clean again Bacteria. Bacteria? Look, there's bacteria Bacteria. Bacteria? You might not see them, but they're there Bacteria. Bacteria? Everything you touch Bacteria. Bacteria? That's right! Salmonella bacteria Salmonella bacteria Salmonella bacteria