Jonathan Coulton - First Of May lyrics

I woke up this morning I had a scone and a large house blend Then a little conversation With my squirrel and chipmunk friends I said I'm sick and tired of winter And I wish that it was spring Then a little fella named Robin Redbreast began to sing And he sang: Ooh child, what you think, the cold winter's gonna last forever? Ooh child, now's the time for all the people to get together Outside 'Cause it's the First of May First of May Outdoor f**ing starts today So bring your favorite lady Or at least your favorite lay Water's not cold, baby, dip in your big toe Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto Gra** below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called f**ing outside I thanked him for the information I cried a little when he flew away Watched an episode of "The People's Court" And I tried to plan my day Called up my old lady She wasn't home so I called my girl Asked her if she'd like to join me as I entertain the world I said: Ooh child, I'll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off Ooh child, you're gonna like it when we're taking each other's pants off Outside 'Cause it's the First of May First of May Outdoor f**ing starts today So bring your favorite lady Or at least your favorite lay Water's not cold, baby, dip in your big toe Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto Gra** below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called f**ing outside So we went to the park together We were walking in the midday sun Met all kinds of people And we f**ed everyone f**ed a lady who sells ice cream f**ed a man with a tan shar pei Everyone who needed f**ing, well, They got f**ed today So come on, Ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you Ooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you Outside 'Cause it's the First of May First of May Outdoor f**ing starts today So bring your favorite lady Or at least your favorite lay Water's not cold, baby, dip in your big toe Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto Gra** below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called f**ing outside f**ing outside f**ing outside