Jonathan coulton & john roderick - Uncle john lyrics

Your uncle's late again Last minute christmas shopping at the airport A dozen ringer tees He bought at Eddie Rickenbacker's bar Ladies extra extra large You know your uncle John is gonna ruin christmas again Please don't invite your uncle John You know your uncle John is gonna make a mess of things We won't feel better 'til he's gone Your uncle John He brings it up again The famous apple crisp incident of 2010 Motions for more gin As he loudly criticizes your cousin Jane Who cries all the time anyway You know your uncle John is gonna ruin christmas again Please don't invite your uncle John You know your uncle John is gonna make a mess of things We won't feel better 'til he's gone Your uncle John Borrows Nanas car Staggers in at three a.m. with a new girlfriend This one barely speaks She studies cosmetology in SMO beach And she's got a Hitler neck tattoo You know your uncle John is gonna ruin christmas again Please don't invite your uncle John You know your uncle John is gonna make a mess of things We won't feel better 'til he's gone Your uncle John John