Jon - Gummy Shot Gla**es lyrics

[Intro] Man, how are we gonna get girls like Usher & T-Pain? We can't afford that expensive patrón they always drink. Dude, we're never gonna get girls to drink this nasty stuff! ...Yeah, maybe if it tasted like a...gummy bear?! [Verse 1] Girl it starts real fresh And takes you on a journey These shots so ill You'll be leavin' on a gurney So bottoms up Momma didn't raise a dummy Me and Jeff gettin' crunk Doin' shots of gummy Girl don't even fight it I know you wanna bite it You sound so excited Before you even tried it Baby I was wrong And you know I'm gonna right it Send you gummy shots UPS overnight it [Hook] Girl, you make the champagne pop Oh girl, I wanna buy you a shot Say girl, on the couch I'mma save you a spot Oh girl, you know I got the bathtub hot [Verse 2] Well you know I can't afford No expensive brandy So I pour an Old Crow And chase it down with candy Cuz it's breakin' my heart That I caused you pain You can tell by the slo-mo Yell in the rain Baby girl, say the word When you're home alone I'll be on your doorstep With a shot of Patrón Then I'll take you to the beach In the Florida Keys Or a real nice dinner At an Applebee's [Bridge] Break down In the middle of the spot I'mma buy another round While you checkin' these shots The money shot The rims shot bu*t shot Body shot Not rapping shot Bad metaphor shot? [Outro] Girl, you make the champagne pop Oh girl, I wanna buy you a shot Say girl, I wanna take you on a cruise on my yacht Oh girl, I gotta admit it's not a real yacht (a real yacht...)