Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina lyrics

Aahhh yeah, I'm back…b**hes Woman are equal and they deserve respect, Just kidding, they should s** my dick. Vagina (what!) vagina (what!) I want to have s** with your vagina (uhh) Vagina (what!) vagina (what!) 2 plus 2 = vagina My love is like lightning… It gives girls orgasms. My dick is like an airplane… It gives girls orgasms. I'm the Wayne Gretzky of s**ual stuff. I'm the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff. I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch. I'm the Shakespeare of enormous co*k. I'm the Helen Keller of having s**… No wait, that's a bad example. Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other… Vagina (what!) vagina (what!) I want to have s** with your vagina (uhh) Vagina (what!) vagina (what!) E=MC Vagina I've got a present for you right here. Actually, it's not a present, it's my penis And I like to call it The Spear 'Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis. I don't like it when you talk, 'Cause that just means your not s**ing my co*k. Love is for girls and gays, If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways: Either you have s** with me, Or you have s** with me. I have really good s** moves (s** moves) That I learned in China. (China) I'm a s**ual tiger, (tiger) And I feed on vagina (raahhrr) Vagina (what!) vagina (what!) I want to have s** with your vagina (uhh) Vagina (what!) vagina (what!) What time is it? It's vagina. What's the difference between a girl's mouth and a girl's vagina? There is none… I want my penis to be inside both of those things. I'm a good s** man. Girls love my s**. I'm a good s** man, Because my s** is the best. I'm like Jean Claude Van Damme, But instead of fighting people, I have s** with them!