Jon Lajoie - Everyday Normal Guy 2 lyrics

Steve: You want some more of this b**h? Back and easy... We could do this all year long I am just a regular everyday normal motherf**er... I told you in a first song, I'll tell you in another I am just a regular everyday normal motherf**er... I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover I am just a regular everyday normal motherf**er... One night a week, my mom likes to cook me supper I am just a regular everyday normal motherf**er... And Michael Keaton was my favourite Batman I was walking down the street just the other day I saw these two fine b**hes, they were walking my way "Yo, what you girls are doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say But suddenly, I panicked, my voice started to shake So I put my head down and I just walked away I had a bus to catch anyway, It worked out great Got on the bus, put on my headphones on and pressed play Sheryl Crow, James Blunt and motherf**in' Ace of Base Yo what can I say It's just a day in my life I'm up early in the morning and bed early at night To be productive at work I got to be well rested Yeah motherf**er you heard what I just said I am just a regular everyday normal motherf**er... I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of bu*ter I am just a regular everyday normal motherf**er... My favorite movies as a kid were superman and ghostbusters I am just a regular everyday normal motherf**er... I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater I am just a regular everyday normal motherf**er... And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan I'm from a lower middle cla** family Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek I have good memories from my childhood, b**h My favorite toy was my f**in' fire truck, b**h I used to play with that motherf**er all day long Until I learned about s** from the Sears catalogue and then I played with my motherf**er all day long About ten times a day, man, all year long My favorite song motherf**er I don't like to admit it Is the Celine Dion song from the movie Titanic Every night in my dreams I see you I feel you Everytime I hear that f**ing sh** a tear comes to my eye Why the f** did Leonardo Dicaprio had to die Though I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy Sticks and stones break my bones but its the worst that make me cry Like that time in grade three when girl called me stupid face She really hurt me, Why did she called me stupid face? Is my face stupid? How's that even possible? A person can be stupid, but a face, that's impossible sh** happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it Regular everyday normal f**in' bullsh** I am just a regular everyday normal motherf**er... When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher I am just a regular everyday normal motherf**er... When I've got nothing to say I usually talk about the weather I am just a regular everyday normal motherf**er... I liked the first "Back to the future" but the second one was better I am just a regular everyday normal motherf**er... I like red peppers better than the green ones Ou-ouhh, Savin' up my money to buy a new dishwasher Mine broke about 6 months ago Motherf**er Go Go Go Go Go Charlie It's your birthday Go party like it's your birthday I wasn't invited but its okay I just stayed at home and played some videogames