Jon Lajoie - Slightly Irresponsible lyrics

I am slightly irresponsible, Girl, don't let that scare you away, 'Cause I am still reliable, Just not a hundred percent, baby. Sometimes I fall asleep without brushing my teeth And I only floss approximately twice a week, I don't return phone calls all the time, Unless it's my boss, I want to stay on his good side. I always pay my credit cards on time, But irresponsibly I'd make minimum payments once in a while, Also I think I may have accidentally k**ed someone, I'm not sure if they died, it was a hit'n'run. I am slightly irresponsible, Girl, don't let that scare you away, 'Cause I am still reliable, Just not a hundred percent, baby. When I park my car, sometimes I leave the windows open, That's how I got my Blackberry charger stolen, But I didn't really care, I had a second one, That my friend gave me when he bought his iPhone last month. I'm glad no one's noticed the dent in my front bumper. When I got home that night there was blood all over, And in the grille there were bits of face, hair and bone. I cleaned the car when made sure nobody followed me home. I am slightly irresponsible, I wonder if that person had a family, But I am still reliable, But the guilt's eating away at me. Sometimes I'm a day late paying my rent And sometimes I forget the birthdays of my friends, Apparently they don't have any suspects thus far, But they know he was k**ed by a Camry, luckily for me that's a common car. But there was one witness: a seventy-nine-year-old lady, I need to k** her, she's the only one who can identify me, So I break into her house to k** her, but then things get messy, I didn't realize that her son's family was visiting. I am slightly irresponsible, (Ah sh**)(Hey, who the f** are you?) But I am still reliable. (Shut the f** up) I am slightly irresponsible, (SHUT UP! SHUT UP!) But I am still reliable (What have I done? What have I done? Oh my god, what have I done?)