Jon Lajoie - Nine To Five lyrics

what's a nine-five office job? that sounds exactly like what i want young man that is one party that you may not be able to handle nine to five nine to five monday to friday life nine to five nine to five cubicles and neon lights nine to five nine to five stay till six get overtime nine to five nine to five we motherf**ing love our lives wake up in the morning at six breakfast with the wife and kids pack yourself a lunch a ham sandwich a juice box and carrot sticks cafeteria food is expensive it may not fit into your budget hop on the bus public transit or carpool for the environment leave early in case there is traffic bring a newspaper or your favourite music john mayer tim mcgraw and styx and jon bon jovis greatest hits get to work at 8:55 five minutes early so you have the time to pour yourself a coffee and say hi to your co-workers "good morning guys" talk about the shows that were on last night or a sports events if you're a guy the boss walks in says "look at the time everybody get to work it is nine!!!" nine to five nine to five bathroom break at 11:05 nine to five nine to five quality chairs that support the spine nine to five nine to five external calls make sure to press nine nine to five nine to five we motherf**ing love our lives photo copiers fax machines on casual fridays you get to wear jeans (yay!!!) how crazy is that wearing jeans to work? on the tenth of every month wear hawaiian shirts hawaiian shirt day hawaiian shirt day!!! who said an office job wasn't a part-ay? health insurance paid sick-days bring baked goods to work on tuesdays jill's muffins are always a hit "what's the recipe jill?" they're from cosco" " still good choice yeah yeah good choice they're nice and squishy" staplers keyboards calculations work related conversations "hey did you get my work-related email? yes i got your work-related email" "your tron screensaver is really rad" "thanks i like your star wars mousepad" it was a gift from my dentist on my 30th birthday" clock strikes five it's the end of the work day home by six in bed by ten wake up and do it all over again nine to five nine to five why do i always feel like crying? nine to five nine to five this is not what i dreamt of as a child nine to five nine to five everyday someone commits suicide nine to five nine to five we motherf**ing hate our lives!!!