Jon Lajoie - Chatroulette Song lyrics

I thought maybe I'd find a friend Or maybe I'd meet a girl Have a great conversation with a stranger On the other side of the world Or maybe learn something new About a culture or a place Connect with another human being But every time I press new game All I see is Guys jerking off Guys jerking off Just penises and co*ks And guys jerking them off Hold on This guy's not jerking off Maybe he's like me And he just wants to talk Hi, how are you? "Nope, there he goes Uh, dude, that is a lot of cum"