Jon Lajoie - Alone in the Universe lyrics

We're floating in space on the edge of time In a universe that we can't define Billions of stars in the endless night Try to find purpose for our lives Yet we still take the time (we still take the time) Yes we always take the time To masturbate oohhh To milk the snake Girls do the taco hand shake I'm gonna hold my sausage hostage, tonight Whether you're English, French, Japanese, or German Whether you're at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman We all take matters into our own hands With the five finger army we invade our pants We'd all be doing time (yes we'd all be doing time) If it was a crime To masturbate oohhh To pull the hand brake To play vagina DJ She's gonna play country on the clitar, tonight He burps his baby She's putting on a puppet show Our genitals are Juliet Our hands are Romeo He chokes his chicken She tickles her camel toe Our genitals are Ju... That Marisa Tomei is hot Our genitals are Juliet Our hands are Romeo I'm gonna play ball on team penis, tonight