Jon Lajoie - The Best Christmas Song lyrics

This is the best Christmas song that ever existed This is the best Christmas song that ever existed If you don't believe me, well you should believe me 'Cause this is the best Christmas song, so listen to it now Christmas is my favorite Christmastime of the year Bells are jiggling and the angels are making Jesus It's a silent night except for my neighbor's washing machine It's very loud; that's why I'm wearing my second-favorite earmuffs Santa Claus is coming, so you better be naughty or nice He has a beard so you can't even see his neck He flies around with horses that have branches on their ears 'Cause there are no earmuffs in the North Pole; there are only trees He brings presents to the kids, but he doesn't wear mittens Probably because they make his hands very itchy Leave Santa milk and cookies so he can have a snack It'll be easy for him to pick them up 'cause he won't have mittens on his hands This is the best Christmas song that ever existed This is the best Christmas song that ever existed Other Christmas songs don't even talk about Christmas stuff But this is the best Christmas song, so keep listening to it now Santa comes in from the chimney, so don't block it with a mattress And if you don't have a chimney, make one out of a mattress Santa, what is the present you're gonna put in my tree this year? I hope it's not the shoes that I already have I already have those shoes, so that's not a very good present A better present would be to make my family still alive Or a bicycle; that would be good, too Also, can you move your beard? I want to see what your neck looks like This is the best Christmas song that ever existed This is the best Christmas song that ever existed Mittens aren't even a super important thing But this is the best Christmas song, so keep listening to it now Everybody do the Christmas arms Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, arms, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, arms Everybody do the Christmas face Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, face, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, face Everybody do the Christmas talking A-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra, talking, ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra, talking Everybody don't put mittens on No mittens, no mittens, no mittens, no Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I tricked you to not putting mittens on Now your hands are cold; that was my Christmas trick Another trick I like to do is I give people chocolate And I'd say "Happy Easter," and they'd say "What? It's not even Easter!" This is the best Christmas song that ever existed This is the best Christmas song that ever existed Maybe Santa's neck is a different color or something But this is the best Christmas song, and now it's finished