Jon Lajoie - Everyday Normal Guy (Live) lyrics

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy Nothing special about me mother f**a I'm just a regular everyday normal guy When I go to the clubs I wait in line mother f**a I'm just a regular everyday normal guy I got 600 dollars in the bank mother f**a I'm just a regular everyday normal guy And my s**ual performances are average I work in customer service for a phone company I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need I live in a small apartment on a quit street I don't go out too much I like to watch TV I can't afford a car I use public transportation I don't mind I read until I reach my destination Sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book The amount of money I save this sh** is off the hook And I'm not very good with the women I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking Last time I had s** it was 2003 And I'm ashamed to admit it but it wasn't free I'm just a regular everyday normal guy I get nervous in social situations mother f**a I'm just a regular everyday normal guy I get constipated once a month mother f**a I'm just a regular everyday normal guy And I make really good spaghetti sauce mother f**a I'm just a regular everyday normal guy And cotton candy freaks me out I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life Easily forgettable and I'm not very liked I have an "According to Jim" personality I'm as entertaining as a f**ing STD And if you wanna mess with me, yeah you probably can Cause I'm not confident and I'm weak for a man I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back Yeah, honestly I probably won't fight back If you rarely get laid put your hands up If you're not well paid put your hands up If you got a pet cat put your hands up And if you got a bad back put you hands up "I hurt my back 2 summers ago and ever since then it's just not the same... You know it... it gets pretty sore." I'm just a regular everyday normal guy My parents are really nice people mother f**a I'm just a regular everyday normal guy And I'm somewhat afraid of heights mther f**a I'm just a regular everyday normal guy I like the show Gilmore Girls mother f**a I'm just a regular everyday normal guy And pretty good at making paper planes, oh