[Verse 1: JoJo] Sweetie I don't want your cookies If you're looking for applause, keep lookin' Your recipe's boring, need a little more spice in my cookin' Honey you don't want my problems If you had 'em you would sink to the bottom You should bring your life jacket Cause people like you can't handle this, no [Pre-Chorus: JoJo] Where were you when I needed you? Tell me, where were you when I needed you? [Chorus: JoJo] Fake a** b**hes When they smile in your face, but behind you it ain't well wishes When they eatin' all the food off your plate and they don't do dishes When they words and they actions blur and they don't know different No time for these fake a** b**hes [Post-Chorus: JoJo] You can go jump on a bandwagon You, your money, and your lame a** friends Go ahead and jump on a bandwagon With you fake a** b**hes [Verse 2: JoJo] I been down in the trenches, you should know but you don't pay attention You wouldn't know real talk if it screamed out loud in your face, now listen You got away with it, I believed you for a hot minute Could've used a friend in the moment but you had to go ghost, leave me lonely [Pre-Chorus: JoJo] Where were you when I needed you? Tell me, where were you when I needed you? [Chorus: JoJo] Fake a** b**hes When they smile in your face, but behind you it ain't well wishes When they eatin' all the food off your plate and they don't do dishes When they words and they actions blur and they don't know different No time for these fake a** b**hes [Post-Chorus: JoJo] You can go jump on a bandwagon You, your money, and your lame a** friends Go ahead and jump on a bandwagon With you fake a** b**hes [Verse 3: Remy Ma] You not my BFF, you not my bestie You a fake a** b**h just like the rest, see I was all the way down, you was all the way gone Now you tryna come back cause I'm all the way on I got both middle fingers all the way up If a fraud broads, I don't give two f**s If I say something, my moves'll back it You be running your mouth and it don't match your actions And I ain't throwing shade, I'm just saying Act like it's a buffet and eat off your own plate Cause it not a compliment when I say you fab You just a F-A-B with your fake a**, b**h [Bridge: JoJo] How about a hand for the real ones? Put it down, had my back since day one Never hear about 'em throwing no shade, no So if you one of us, stand up Tired of the gossip? Think you had enough? Don't worry about 'em, middle fingers up to these... [Chorus: JoJo] Fake a** b**hes When they smile in your face, but behind you it ain't well wishes When they eatin' all the food off your plate and they don't do dishes When they words and they actions blur and they don't know different No time for these fake a** b**hes [Post-Chorus: JoJo] You can go jump on a bandwagon You, your money, and your lame a** friends Go ahead and jump on a bandwagon With you fake a** b**hes [Outro: JoJo] With your b**h a** With your b**h a**