Johnny Socko - Vinnie's Hooch lyrics

Never felt like this 'til I went out west and met the guys in Bim I smoked some of that wicked Vinnie's hooch now I forget where I live There's a silly little man with a bad haircut Blabbin on about a Ska Parade He tells me that I cuss too much I wish he'd go away I don't care about jack sh** I just wanna pick my nose Maybe drool upon myself Cuz that's the way it goes We didn't take no petrified rocks and we aint got no fruit flies Our van is void of Mexicans believe me I would not lie Sang with the Skeletones at the Belly-up, Hepcat in L.A. Got wacked in the knee by a blind trombone, he apologized so it's okay I don't care about jack sh** I just wanna pick my nose Maybe drool upon myself Cuz that's the way it goes When the sun too bright put on my blue blockers Put cream in your coffee like a pair of squirting knockers I'm a real hot dog I'm a Hebrew National I can freak you out, watch you get irrational Love the Col. sanders, I'm a barnyard pimp Cut your head all up with the drummer's boom bip Gimmie two bisquits, want my chicken, extra crispy Hes a trout, or a fiend, but to Harvey, hes the Quispy Capcom bowling, watch me rolla perfect score Dealin with the day job, like Data has his Lore Corn fed, Mountian bred, I love the women of Kentucky While I'm dissin all the Herbs, free lunch at the Stuckey's I'm fillin up my platter, my plate, I'll eat like Dylan Then fart like Krone, he's the flatulence villian Why do I talk so fast its because I'm buggin out If I needed more money hafta get a paper route It's because I'ma jonesin for a taste of the Hooch The kind bud from the vin greener than a dead pooch Or a poodle, a doodle, spitmeup a double dribble On my lap, LSAT never evr get the clap A chia-pet pipe, red stink fuzzy ripe From the bald headed man from Boston with the bone And the 'erb-get so high- and theres nobody home Grunt like a caveman from a joint filled bong Gettin primitive like the way of the pong I want the hooch, the hooch, "four on the floor chooch" Make the schmuddy bhuddy, with the higglypiggly mix Mean man on the tempest, and the centipede and qix I want the hooch, the hooch, love the vinnies hooch I want the hooch give-me-the-hooch I want the hooch