Johnny Socko - (This Is Your) Vasectomy lyrics

Let me tell ya little story about my little problem How I lost my friend and I really really miss him I don't feel the same He left one day and will never ever come back My friend is manhood and that is what I lack But I don't know who to blame So my wife told you that she didn't want any children She's just jealous about my other girlfriend Now I see her gloat (here diagonally) My doctor did the job cause he needed the money Now I find that my wife is his brand new honey On his brand new boat All because I screw and I get caught Take my tubes and slice em and then you tie em in a knot This is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy.... In by morning and out by noon To have my balls scooped out with a grapefruit spoon Now my doctor says that I can't lift heavy boxes Cause he cut too far, all the way to up to my coccyx Shave my balls, make sure that i'm clean-dus Take your knife and you set it on my penis Doctor, doctor, you're gonna make me sick Your scalpel is smiling and it's looking at my dick You de-activated my private parts I used to jizz like a geyser and now i'm feeling parched Why oh why did you have to make me sterile Now my loins are floating in a barrel This is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy.... Because of the wound my doctor forged, I'm unable to loom, weave, and forge I can't spit my seed, reap my crop or spawn My dog's chewing on my dick in the front lawn I'm having engine trouble, a tube traffic jam Girls ignore me because I don't have a gonad Inability to produce, propagate, fertilize Cut and chop, mince and clog, snip and save, hash and dice Stop and snag, slit and clip, sever, splice, and shear I'm such an anti-man, I'll need a pap-smear Separate, lacerate, sick to my stomach because I just ate This is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy.... Nationalism, racism, it's all just separatism All the fear gonna make me have a feargasm Givin' it up for societal vascetomy Got to give it up for societal vasectomy Ignorance and fear, the consummate in hatred Don't be callin me willy because my name, it ain't alfred What's the difference? Where's the vas-deferens? What's the difference? Where's the vas-deferens? What's the difference? Where's the vas-deferens? There ain't no difference, because... This is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy....