Johnny Socko - Schmuddy Bhuddy lyrics

You wake up in the morning, you drink your gla** of foam The way you get so high, when you smoke your chicken bone You think there's nothing finer than your grandma's methadone But there's a thing you gotta have and then you call it for your own, you call it Schmuddy bhuddy, schmuddy bhuddy, it's your buddy, shmuddy bhuddy, Call it schumuddy bhuddy, guaranteed to make you feel good You take you some jamaica, some that's nice and hard and green You put it in a sk**et just a like a sizzlelean You dip it into chocolate, darkest that you've seen And you've got yourself a treat, you feel a low down and mean, you call it Schmuddy bhuddy, schmuddy bhuddy, it's your buddy, shmuddy bhuddy, Call it schumuddy bhuddy, guaranteed to make you feel good Cheeba going thru my head I got the munchies Cheeba going thru my head I got the munchies Get de cotton mouth, I can drink the seven seas When I get stoned, take a two hour sh** Get the munchies so bad, i'll eat jah vomit 5am, eat the sliders by the bag 100 white castles never ever make me gag Poke the rent-a-cop in his jelly filled gut Me and the man cool cuz we eat the donut Those natty haired, dreads-r-us, hippy wanna be Smokin' herb, preachin' peave is really stinky Plug up their mouths with a schmuddy bhuddy bar Plug up their mouths with a schmuddy bhuddy bar I'm 22 and I cannot drive a car When I golf high never ever make par Cheeba going thru my head I got the munchies Cheeba going thru my head I got the munchies Joe's grandma is from de Erie Eat one, get stoned, get the muchies, eat another Eat one, get stoned, get the muchies, eat another Eat one, get stoned, get the muchies, eat another Eat one, get stoned, get the muchies, eat another You got your schmuddy bhuddy and you think you do no wrong All the ladies love you for that great big king-kong dong You eat your schmuddy bhuddy, wash it doen with water bong And when you do you feel good all night long Schmuddy bhuddy, schmuddy bhuddy, it's your buddy, shmuddy bhuddy, Call it schumuddy bhuddy, guaranteed to make you feel good