I like cows but not to eat them I like cows I like to greet them Cows are fun You shouldn't put em on a hamburger bun Or on the grill in your back yard Or on the grill on your car I like cows I like cows They don't have feathers I like cows But not tanned leather Cows say moo You shouldn't turn 'em into paste or glue Or put 'em on your dinning room chair Or cook 'em up 'til they're medium rare I like cows