Johnny Socko - For Finbar lyrics

My buddy Zeke is my buddy's freak and he's about to pop out in about a week When Zeke popped out, nurse slapped him-whack- that good ol' boy done slapped her back When Zekes around, you'll know it's him by his funky walk and his upside grin Carvin' his name in all the doors, spittin up his slurpee all over the floor Flickin' them boogers up off the wall his poop is art, hangin in the hall Zekes favorite food, if you please is uncooked gravel and cottage cheese A fish a fish whoa no no no...ain't got no biz Red and Yellow one swim on the top Blue and black one get down on the bottom Whenever they take him out to eat, spittin up his food, onto my seat The boy's got sghetti comin out his nose, sports Joey's cheecks, Irish as a rose On his high chair he juggles jello at one-foot-three, he's a very fine fellow A fish a fish yeah yeah yeah yeah Red and Yellow one swim on the top Blue and black one get down on the bottom Rotund mushtahed with a baseball cap, throwin green beans up at his pap The little man love his prune cake bread, paint his sister blue from toe to head Dancin around, arms in the air, holdin a plate with a donut there Paisely pooper, custom chocolate swirl ...but what if Zeke turns out to be a girl...