How to handle a woman There's a way said a wise old man A way known by every woman Since the whole rigmarole began Do I flatter her? I begged him answer Do I threaten or cajole or plea? Do I brood or play the gay romancer? Said he, smiling, "No, indeed" "How to handle a woman Mark me well, I will tell you sir The way to handle a woman Is to love her, simply love her Merely love her, love her, love her"