John Valby - The Candy Bar Poem lyrics

One Payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey So he took his Miss Hershey behind the Powerhouse On the corner of 5th Avenue and Clark Where he there began to feel her Mounds And that was an Almond Joy Which definitely made his Tootsie Roll He let out a Snicker As he slipped his bu*terfinger up her Kit Kat Which of course caused a Milky Way She screamed "Oh Henry" As she squeezed his Peter Paul and Zagnuts and said "You're better than the Three Musketeers"