John Valby - My Dick Is Small lyrics

Oh my dick is small And I've only got one ball And the girls all say it's teeny But it's still my favorite weenie Oh my dick is small And I've only got one ball Uhh umm Uhh umm Oh he's got a tiny pole And on top it got no hole And everywhere he goes All the jizz comes out his nose Oh the dick is small And it's only got a core Uhh umm Uhh umm Oh her titties sag And she's always on the rag And her beaver is so hairy She'll never lose her cherry Cause her tits are small And she's got no box at all Uhh umm Uhh umm