John Tanner - Surprise, Surprise lyrics

[Hook: John Tanner] Surprise Surpise, I walk in feeling like money These n***as ain't see it coming I look em right in their eyes Surprise Surprise Wakin up to random women I hardly even remember And All they do is reply Surprise Surprise Young n***as doin it all If these n***as do it like y'all Then they probably doing it wrong These b**hes sticking around They mustve heard I was on She say she wanna get down I hope she takin me home [Verse 1: John Tanner] Surprise Surprise b**hes, I bomb bomb b**hes No strings attached, Wifi b**hes I never tell a lie, and if gods my witness Ima boss, let me teach you how to floss I'm a dentist Get lost and get with it, they offer me kisses f** em all, and they scream air ball when they miss it I'm the cash cow of my whole team, good business But with stars on the team its still Lebrons squad isn't it? Let them boys hang tough These b**hes play every quarter since the boy changed up If he say what he really mean, and he want the best for his girl Will she leave a n***a for me, then u can't blame her (ya can't) Slow down? Nah never took a day off I never hang around with losing n***as like they are I never play around, ya girl be turning the game off She want me take it down pretending I'm junior seau Yah yah [Hook: John Tanner] Surprise Surpise, I walk in feeling like money These n***as ain't see it coming I look em right in their eyes Surprise Surprise Wakin up to random women I hardly even remember And All they do is reply Surprise Surprise Young n***as doin it all If these n***as do it like y'all Then they probably doing it wrong These b**hes sticking around They mustve heard I was on She say she wanna get down I hope she takin me home [Verse 2: John Tanner] Good morning Mr. Tanner, heres your coffee I made it just like you like it, I'm naked just like you like it I'll get on top of the bed and I'll space it just like you like it She begging for long bar, I f** her just like I'm typing Come get a load of me now, I hold it all the way down The joy stick is out of batteries, no controlling me now The economies kind of f**ed, so ill take whats owed to me now Consider switching ya lanes, you beginning to slow me down Catch me Doin suicides in that 55 Ain't no guarantee that you'll see me unless its prime time Bunch of cheerleaders screaming they want some of my time When she say she wit it ill treat them tithes like pom poms Can I get a I-I, can I get a T-T. thats who I am and thats why she f**in with me And I suavely f** on a couch but she into doing new things So I took her up to my room cuz she never f**ed on a king Guess she never f**ed with a king [Hook: John Tanner] Surprise Surpise, I walk in feeling like money These n***as ain't see it coming I look em right in their eyes Surprise Surprise Wakin up to random women I hardly even remember And All they do is reply Surprise Surprise Young n***as doin it all If these n***as do it like y'all Then they probably doing it wrong These b**hes sticking around They mustve heard I was on She say she wanna get down I hope she takin me home