John Swartzwelder - Ralph Wiggum lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm going to Africa Yes ma'am I'm a brick Was President Lincoln okay? Mittens? There's a dog in the vent Chicken necks? I pick Ken Griffey Jr I fell out 2 times I'm pedaling backwards This snowflake tastes like fish sticks We're a totem pole Dying tickles I heard a Frankenstein lives there She's touching my special area Go banana [Hook] Ralphie (Ralphie) Get off (get off) The stage (the stage) Sweetheart (sweetheart) Oh say can you rock? I'm a pop sensation I'm a pop sensation Salmon gutter [Verse 2] I'm Idaho You smell like dead bodies That's where I saw the leprechaun Fun toys are fun Chocolate microscopes You're not it That is so 1991 I bit my tongue [Hook] Ralphie (Ralphie) Get off (get off) The stage (the stage) Sweetheart (sweetheart) Oh say can you rock? I'm a pop sensation I'm a pop sensation Yvan eht nioj Yvan eht nioj Yvan eht nioj Yvan eht nioj Yvan eht nioj Yvan eht nioj Yvan eht nioj Yvan eht nioj My sash says Ultraman