John Shuttleworth - Eggs and Gammon lyrics

Ken had some eggs and gammon At a restaurant in Rhyll Then he went with his wife, Rhiannon To the campsite on the hill The night was very windy Though outside it was still Eggs and gammon Poor Rhiannon Ken had wind Eggs and gammon Poor Rhiannon Ken's bad wind They opened up the tent flaps But the smell it seemed to stay So they tightened up the guy ropes Just in case they blew away They saw a daddy-longlegs Get on his knees and pray Eggs and gammon, etc. And in the morning The storm it did subside Ken went to the doctor's And some medicine was prescribed What of the daddy-longlegs? Well I'm sorry to say he died Oh eggs and gammon Poor Rhiannon Ken had wind Eggs and gammon Poor Rhiannon Ken's bad wind – (Oo – pardon me vicar!) *** Thanks Izy for the lyrics