John Pizzarelli - Slappin' The Cakes On Me lyrics

i walked in, sat down took my sutomary look around i saw afine young thing heading straigh my eay and before i could think if something slick to say she sat right down and said yes you may she wwas slappin the cakes on me my friend she was slappin the cakes on me she was slappin the cakes on me my friend she was slappin the cakes on me as any fool could plainly see she was full of feminie expertise she was on her toes i was on my knees she wwas slappin the cakes on me my friend she was slappin the cakes on me i was mute i was mum i was trying not look to dumb i saud i certainly hope you won't misconstrue but perhaps we could have a little drink or 2 i sad what's your pleasure she said guys like you well she grabbed my leg and gave it a friendly squeeze i said hello sweetheart she said no names please she wwas slappin the cakes on me my friend she was slappin the cakes on me we walked out hand in hand exactly as the lady planned then i moved in with my smoothest line i said look here woman what's your sign? later for that, your place or mine? she was slappin the cakes on me my friend she was slappin the cakes on me she was slappin the cakes on me my friend she was slappin the akes om me as any fool could plainly see