John Pinette - Subway diet lyrics

I tried the Subway Diet, because I'm on the road thirty-five, fourty weeks of the year, and there's a subway everywhere And Subway's pretty good, but that Jared guy, he went every day for a year, ah Were you stalking a girl behind the counter? I... I tried it, I went every day for a month Everyday, I went to Subway, after about two weeks, the alarm clock would ring, and I'd go, " Oh God! I wonder what I am gonna have for lunch today." (Gibberish!) I'd be doing this in line (Gibberish!), after a month I lost weight, I also lost my will to live I burned out on Subway, I'd still go to Subway if I was starving in the desert and saw a Subway I'd go, " Wow, lets walk a little further and come back if we have to."