La la-la la, la-la La, la-la la, la-la La la-la la, la-la La, la-la la First thing you do, drive right through that Holland Tunnel Pay your toll to the soul on the other side Pick up your ticket for the New Jersey turnpike And drive, baby drive This is your last chance for the Howard Johnson's Get your steam plans station on the night Check your gas and oil, don't forget to be loyal And drive, baby drive 'Bout this time you're pa**ing Pittsburgh Pennsylvannia And the pawn shop from the corners really true Hawk your watch n' ring, cause it don't mean a thing When you get home I'll buy you something new Drive on La la-la la, la-la La, la-la la, la-la La la-la la, la-la La, la-la la Next morning gonna find you driving down the highway Red ballin, red ballin all the way You know the lollipop know s**in, you tow so good truckin' A little good luck and you'll get stuck in L.A First thing you do is drive on through that Holland Tunnel Pay your toll to the soul on the other side Pick up your ticket everything will be alright (la la-la, la la-la)