John Nesbitt - Fool with no money lyrics

I'm gonna get me some money one of these days I'm gonna bet it on race horses and other things that pay Gonna find me a good woman who can help me spend my dough 'cos I will have so much of it one fine day I'm standing on the corner and I'm trying to earn a buck When a guy pulls up beside me says do you wanna' change your luck? I said that I'm the man to help you as long as I get some dough, He said I'm moving all my money to another bank, don't you know I need a strong, fit man to carry it money really weighs a ton I said I'm the one to do it 'cos work for me, is fun....he said I'm giving you the job my man but you better not let me down.. I said Just tell me what you want my friend 'cos I just aint no clown we went down to the Bank, there and I opened up the door It was then he pulled his gun out and ordered everyone on the floor He said, jump over the counter start filling these bags with cash I did just what he told me because he scared me half to d**h I'd pa**ed four bags of money when the shutter slammed right down I was locked in with the bank staff and there was no way around My friend looked through the shutters said, your home is just 1 mile I'll meet you when you get there and he gave me a great big smile I knew then, that I could trust him that I'd be getting rich...but when the judge gave me 300 years I thought, life is just a b**h I'd earned me all that money but I didn't have a dime I thought of my good friend out there having a real good time They say that I'm a loser but I really just don't care With friends like mine, who needs to win, when there's money waiting there I don't how I'll find him, I don't even know his name........ but He's big and black and ugly I'll soon have him in my frame If he's moved on to Chicago, Dallas or LA I'll just stand there on the corner to earn a buck to pay my fare If he's moved on to Chicago, Dallas or LA I'll just stand there on the corner to earn a buck to pay my fare